"Hello? Is this Mail Order Kitty Corp? You've sent me the wrong kitty. I wanted one of the Tantalizing Tabbies, not the Bewitching Black and Whites.
This one is not unattractive, but I had my heart set on the other one. Could I return her immediately? Yes, the return postage form came with the box. I'm sealing it back right now. She's been sitting in the box she came in, looking at me with those eyes -
" - and that cute spot near her nose like half a mustache.
"Okay, okay. She can stay. And eat the goldenrods if she wants to."
